re: ot liberation
20 mar 2003
jim ferguson wrote:
>...the liberation of iraq has begun and will succeed... thank goodness
>for a president like george w. bush, who has principles and moral courage
>and doesn't let the motley gaggle of candle toting whiners deter him from
>doing the right and just thing.
three texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. one of them said, "i'm the best
surgeon in texas. a concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
i reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert
for the queen of england."
one of the others said. "that's nothing. a young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, i reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in field events in the olympics."
the third surgeon said, "you guys are amateurs. several years ago a guy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. all i had left to work with was the horse's
ass and a cowboy hat. now he's president of the united states.