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re: fortune cookie sayings
22 jul 2003
gar wrote:
>we're having dinner guests and we'd like to serve fortune cookies
>after the meal. the people attending are loads of fun and we want the
>sayings to be offensive...
>any ideas please?
back when i worked for western union at 60 hudson street (henry miller's
"cosmodemonic telegraph company"), we sent out for chinese food, and
i steamed open a cookie and substituted a small typed paper that said
"you will drown in your own chickenshit," making sure my boss got it.
for some reason, he looked right at me...
nick
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